Robin Scherbatsky Quotes (Page 16)
Season 3, Episode 2: "We're Not From Here"
Robin: Well, I have to have a job,
Vacation Robin: "I have to have a job." It's so American.
Robin: I'm Canadian. You know that
• Rating: Unrated
Robin: Quick announcement: I am glad you are here, fellow travelers. A couple rules. Ah, not rules, let's call them "Guidelines for Harmonious Living".
Guideline for Harmonious Living Number One: The kitchen sink is for dishes, the toilet is for pee-pee.
Guideline for Harmonious Living Number Two: Marijuana is illegal in the United States, yes, even when baked into a blueberry muffin, that someone might mistakenly eat for breakfast, before leaving for their job as a TV newcaster. "This just in, look at my hand, how weird is my hand?" is not an appropriate thing to say on the air.
And Three...
[everyone cheers]
Robin: and number three is keep the noise to a minimum!
• Rating: Unrated
Robin: Wow. Gael, you're peeing while I'm in the shower. Okay, old Robin would have been like, "Dude, occupado," but, you know what? I'm cool with it. Pee it up. In fact, when you're done, why don't you come in here and join me?
Random Guy: Don't mind if I do, love.
• Rating: Unrated
Barney: Within a triad of solar periods, you'll recognize your dearth of compatability with your paramour and conclude your association.
Robin: My journey was transformative and I reassert my committment to both the aforementioned paramour & the philosophies he espouses.
Gael: What are we talking of? Baseball?
Barney: It's all gonna return to masticate you in the glutials. Support my hypothesis, Ted.
Ted: I'm just jubilant my former paramour is jubilant.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 1: "Wait for It"
Gael: Gael.
Ted: I'm sorry, so it's Gayle?
Gael: Gael.
Barney: ...Kyle?
Gael: Gael.
Marshall: ...Girl?
Robin: It's pronounced Guy-el.
Gael: It means joyful. That is why I live my life joyfully, and give to others. Especially those less fortunate than I.
Ted: I'm sorry, so it's Gayle?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 22: "Something Blue"
Ted: So, Argentina?
Robin: Yes, Argentina.
Ted: Why is this the first I'm hearing about Argentina?
Robin: Um, American schools suck at geography.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 20: "Showdown"
Robin [Lily walks out, wearing her wedding dress]: Wow, Lily, you look so beautiful!
Lily: I know, I'm beautiful! I'm a fairy princess! [she lifts her arms up and the dress falls down to her waist, exposing her breasts] I'm too skinny for my dress!!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 17: "Arrivederci, Fiero"
Marshall: The broken windows?
Lily: We had to make it look realistic!
Marshall: Well why did you break two of them?
Robin: Uhhh...it looked like fun when she did it so I wanted to try.
Marshall: I can't believe this whole time it was you guys; I've been blaming Really Tan Dancing Leotard guy
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lily: These cigars aren't helping at all.
Robin: Yeah, this was a terrible idea.
Lily: Uggh, now it just smells like a...homeless guy threw up in here.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Robin: Shut up! Now listen to me. The clock is ticking. Okay, first thing: we scoop up all these little pieces of tofu and cabbage. Next, what we need to take care of are the messy parts; the pools that have collected. We gotta soak that soup up. Last...is the smell. We gotta cover up that Tam Kuk Gye. You mentioned cigars?
Lily: There's two in the glove compartment, but he's been saving...
Robin: Hand me those chopsticks.
• Rating: Unrated
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