Robin Scherbatsky Quotes
Patrice: He's so dreamy.
Robin: Nobody asked you Patrice!
Lily: I am going to have to walk this earth knowing that Barney has touched my boobs.
Robin: Yeah it stays with yah. His email reminders don't help.
Robin: Lily what on Earth is going on with your cans?
Lily: Oh these old thangs? I got my pregnancy boobs!
Barney: I got so fat, at the end of the day you'd unhook my bra.
Robin: You were the only boyfriend I ever motor boated.
Ted: Robin you want to get...
Robin: (Raspberry Sound) Get it together bro.
Guys, I dated you both and neither of you is good at pressing or even finding the button.
We need to get these bitches drunk!
The stink eye walk by? oh hell no! I hope this drink isn't teething because it's about the get nursed.
Barney: You want to make God laugh, tell him your plans right?
Robin: What is wrong with you?
The point is you can't trust graduation goggles. They are just as misleading as beer goggles, bridesmaid goggles and that's just a bulky outdated cell phone in his front pocket goggles.
I still think about him in the shower.
Ted: OK Scherbatsky, you wanna tussle?
Robin: I'll tussle!
Ted: You wanna tussle?
Robin: Let's Tussle!
Ted: Marine Biologist.
Robin: Please no.