Robin Scherbatsky Quotes (Page 9)
Season 5, Episode 9: "Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap"
Ted: You slept with one of my best friends.
Robin: What? You said you were okay with that!
Ted: Well I'm not.
Robin: Why didn't you say something at the time?
Ted: Because... I'm still in love with you.
Robin: Do you really want to slap Barney so bad that you would lie about being in love with me?
Ted: I really want to slap him, okay?
• Rating: Unrated
Ted: Robin, you should get the slap, you're a great slapper. In fact, I want to study slapping under your tutelage. I want to be your slaprentice.
Robin: Don't sell yourself short there, Teddy, you're a slapping rock star. Your name should be Eric Slapton.
• Rating: Unrated
Robin: You only have one slap left are you sure you want to use it today?
Marshall: I figured life is short, slape diem.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 8: "The Playbook"
Robin: Look at me, I've sworn off relationships.
Marshall: She is so about to get married.
Ted: I gotta work on my toast.
Marshall: I gotta make sure my tux fits!
Robin: I will bang your heads together like coconuts.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: See the blonde over there by the bar? Tizzarget acquizzired!
Robin: Barney, don't do this ...
Barney: Oh, give it a rest, pest.
• Rating: 4.6 / 5.0
Marshall: You know how many times I've gone looking for frozen waffles in the freezer but there are none?
Robin: Thousands?
Marshall: Millions.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 7: "The Rough Patch"
Barney: We both like scotch. We're both awesome.
Robin: Maybe that's the problem. Maybe there's just too much awesome here.
Barney: Yes. Two awesomes cancel each other out. I'm tired of being canceled out.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Robin: Neil Young is a Canadian treasure. DO NOT make fun of Neil Young.
Barney: Robin, I would never make fun of a defenseless old lady with vocal cord paralysis.
• Rating: 4.1 / 5.0
Robin: We watched a movie last night
Barney: It was legen... wait for it... gends of the fall. Not that good.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: He's not a doll, he's a storm trooper
Robin: Then why's he wearing a diaper?
Barney: That's not a diaper, that's protective armor
Robin: More like storm pooper
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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