Robin Scherbatsky Quotes (Page 9)
Season 5, Episode 20: "Home Wreckers"
Barney: She's a cougar, Ted!
Robin: I thought you said you can't be a cougar if you're over 50.
Barney: She's a Mellencamp.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 19: "Zoo or False"
Robin: Are you reenacting the last scene from Sleepless in Seattle with little dolls?
Ted: How long have you been standing there?
Robin: Ten seconds.
Ted: Yup, just the last scene.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 18: "Say Cheese"
Robin: Fun fact. Each year my mom has Easter tea with her friend named Bunny. Okay not that fun.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 16: "Hooked"
Robin: What I am not keeping Mike on the hook!
Ted: You are Captain Hook.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Robin: I've been the hookee and the hooker.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 15: "Rabbit or Duck"
Robin: I hate him - I just want to attack him, rip his clothes off, and spank his little bottom until it turns red - Shut up!
• Rating: Unrated
Robin: Dibs on his wings.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 14: "The Perfect Week"
Robin: My panties would hit the floor so hard they'd end up halfway to China.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 13: "Jenkins"
Robin: Dude you are so the reacher, you are getting her a horse.
Marshall: What?
Robin: Take the hint, take the hint.
• Rating: 3.7 / 5.0
Robin: Every relationship has a reacher and a settler.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
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