Favorite Ron Swanson Quotes
Justin: Pick you up tomorrow around noon.
Leslie: For our nooner, which is a cute word!
Ron: Explain it to her later.
Leslie: Explain what?
The important thing is the dam is never happening, and your dream has been crushed.
Look—a clock. We don't have that in America. You call that a tower? Try the Sears Tower, friend.
On nights like this when the cold winds blow, the air is awash in the swirling eddies of our dream, come with me and find safe haven in a warm bathtub full of my jazz.
Duke Silver
Ron: Knope, follow me!
Leslie: Just one second.
Ron: Now!
What's cholesterol?
Leslie: Merry congratuchristmas!
Ron: What?
Ron: I started working on something very important. Can you help me?
Chris: Yes sir.
Ron: It's a flight of stairs leading to nowhere.
Ron: I'm not a spy, and I would not reveal classified information -
Ben: Do you have to say that every time?
Ron: Yeah.
Ron: You mean I've had a toy on my desk all this time?
Leslie: You mean you thought you had a REAL landmine on your desk??
Leslie: You forgot the last sentence.
Ron: No I didn't - I remember that part. It says "hire her."
I'll do anything! I'll watch a foreign film! I'll talk to a man with a ponytail!
