Favorite Ron Swanson Quotes
Ron: You called me a "heartless thug."
Leslie: I absolutely did not!
Ron: You were tough. And honest.
Round up whoever's free. I'm going to need more Ron Swansons.
That's the real reason I hired you. Those brownies were damn good.
Ron: I understand that city codes exist. And I know why they exist. And I understand that you enforce them.
Mark: OK.
Ron: OK, good talk. Can you sign off on my plans now?
Mark: Ron, none of this is up to code.
Ron: Sure it is. It's up to the Swanson code.
Ron: Hello Larry.
Terry: It's Terry now.
Ron: Okay.
Your work is appreciated. Eat some corn.
I was going to ask you for a job. In the federal government - even saying it feels dirty.
Ron: Take this compass. All great adventurers need one.
Leslie: As far as all this firing stuff goes...I will not forget and I will never forgive you.
Little girl 1: I'm a princess.
Little girl 2: I'm a mermaid.
Ron: I'm the director of Parks and Recreation.
Andy: Can we please make you into a princess?
Ron: No.
Andy: I think it would make Diane happy.
Ron: Why does that matter? Shut up.
Sure I loved shutting things down, bleeding the beast from the inside...
