Favorite Ron Swanson Quotes
I don’t drink alcohol from that portion of the color system.
Because this tree is strong and quite, and always there when you need it. Or whatever.
Hello, Joe. My name is Ron Swanson. I am Donna’s work-proximity associate.
His barber, butcher, and lover. I have lost one of them today.
Ron: Hello Knope.
Leslie: Hello former strange person I used to friend. You're looking very Ron-like.
Ron: You have your same hair.
Leslie: No! I don't! I have bangs now!
Ron: I've never known what bangs are and I don't intend to learn!
Yes, the sky has land.
Leslie: Ron, I just want you to know that I am not sorry for pushing your face into a cake.
Ron: Well I am sorry - for attending a public event.
Tammy does not abide by the Geneva Convention.
I prefer quality over flash - that's why I refuse to write my signature in cursive.
Ben: Please write it in cursive, it raises a lot of red fl-
Ron: No.
It's f*cking milk.
Ron: Terry, what has Leslie been up to?
Terry: Oh getting ready for big press conference!
Ben: Terry come on!
