Favorite Ron Swanson Quotes
This is a flying robot that I just shot out of the sky when it tired to deliver me a package.
OK good, because I have to run a public forum, supervise the maintenance crews and teach crafts at the senior center. Simultaneously.
Take it down a notch. You already won your Oscar, DiCaprio.
Also they called three hours ago, and said they approved the plans.
Ron: Tom is quite taken with you.
Lucy: He's taken with me, huh?
Ron: He said he'd marry you tomorrow.
Creativity is for people with glasses who like to lie.
Ron: Tammy is a mean person.
Leslie: Come on, Ron. You can do better than that.
Ron: She's a grade-A bitch.
Leslie: There we go.
It's an impossible puzzle, and I love puzzles!
Children are terrible artists and artists are crooks.
Computers are mostly pointless, but that Yelp thing gave me a great idea on how to criticize people in places.
I change my locks every 16 days. That key's been useless since the 2nd Tuesday I gave it to you.
Andy: You know when you go to the ATM and get money—is there an actual guy that stands there and gives you money?
Ron: No.
Andy: Yeah, those are robots.
