Ron Swanson Quotes (Page 15)
Season 2, Episode 23: "Freddy Spaghetti"
Ron: Sell the zoo animals.
Ben: OK, to whom?
Ron: Cosmetics labs, weird restaurants. I'm just spitballin' here.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ron: Right off the bat, we sell city hall. Let somebody turn it into a large gas station or a TJ Maxx.
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Ron: I'm an official member of a task force dedicated to slashing the city budget. Just saying that gave me a semi.
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Ben: We need to cut expenditures by 32 percent.
Ron: Let's make it an even 40.
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Andy: How long is it going to last?
Ron: If we're lucky this building will be empty for months.
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Season 2, Episode 22: "The Master Plan"
Ann: Hey, Ron. Did we make out last night?
Ron: Good god, woman. No.
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Ron: What's a not-gay way to ask him to go camping with me?
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Ron: What exactly will you be cutting? And how much of it, and can I watch you do it while eating pork cracklings?
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Ron: Leslie, what do we do when we get this angry?
Leslie: We count backwards from 1,000 by sevens and we think of warm brownies.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 21: "Telethon"
Ron: Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Don't teach a man to fish, and you feed yourself. He's a grown man. Fishing's not that hard.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
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