Ron Swanson Quotes (Page 6)
Season 4, Episode 13: "Bowling for Votes"
Ron: Tom, I'm asking you as a man to stop this immediately!
Ron: What the f***?
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 12: "Campaign Ad"
Ron: The important thing is the dam is never happening, and your dream has been crushed.
• Rating: 2.5 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 11: "Comeback Kid"
Ron: I don't want to paint with a broad brush here, but every single contractor in the world is a miserable, incompetent thief.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ron: Tom, we're already late. Now be a man and sit on that girl's lap!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 10: "Citizen Knope"
Ron: We need to get Leslie something that erases the enormous emotional debt that has built up over years of this gift-giving imbalance.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ron: Ben and a much larger Ann. She definitely loves Ann.
Ann: Awwwww.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 9: "The Trial of Leslie Knope"
Ron: So it learns information about me?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ron: She's here.
Leslie: Who's here?
Ron: My ex-wife Tammy 2. I can smell the sulfur coming off her cloven hooves.
• Rating: 4.6 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 8: "Smallest Park"
Ron: Of all my coworkers he is one of a small number of whom I do not actively root against...uh, there I go again gettin' all sappy.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ron: My first day of college my father dropped me off at the steel mill. He didn't think I should go to college, but I hitched a ride, enrolled, and learned a lot.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
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