Ron Swanson Quotes (Page 7)
Season 4, Episode 7: "The Treaty"
Ron Swanson: Every two weeks I need to sand down my toe nails. They're too strong for clippers.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 6: "End of the World"
Ron: It is a beautiful night for the end of the world.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Leslie: If the world was ending tomorrow I'd want to be with him.
Ron: Well that's significant the problem is the world's not ending tomorrow.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 5: "Meet N Greet"
Ron: No home is complete without a proper toolbox. Here's April and Andy's: A hammer, a half eaten pretzel, a baseball card, some cartridge that says Sonic and Hedgehog, a scissor half, a flashlight filled with jellybeans.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 4: "Pawnee Rangers"
Ron: We have one activity planned: not getting killed.
• Rating: 3.7 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 3: "Born & Raised"
Ron: Anyone find any mistakes?
April: Yeah, actually, in here it says that Pawnee is great, but in reality it's terrible.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ron: Anne was getting a little chummy. When people get a little too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don't really care about them.
April: That's a really nice move.
Ron: Thank you.
April: You're welcome Lester.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 2: "Ron & Tammys"
Ron: Leslie, NO! We use that stuff to burn warts off mules!
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Leslie: You could go to jail. Jail, Ron. Ron, Jail. Jail, Ron, jail. You could go to jail. Jail. Jail. Jail. Jail.
Ron: Are you broken?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ron: My first ex-wife's name is Tammy, my second ex-wife's name is Tammy. My Mom's name is Tamara... she goes by Tammy.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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