Ron Swanson Quotes (Page 8)
Season 4, Episode 2: "Ron & Tammys"
Ron: Tammy 1 is my blonde chicken.
• Rating: Unrated
Ron: I hope the rest of your day is cool beans.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 1: "I'm Leslie Knope"
Ron: Knope, follow me!
Leslie: Just one second.
Ron: Now!
• Rating: 1.5 / 5.0
Ron: What are you doing here?
Leslie: Running away from my problems.
Ron: Come on in.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ron: I don't have the material for Smores.
Leslie: You you do, I always emergency smore rations in my car.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ron: I'm Ron Swanson and you're Leslie f***ing Knope.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 16: "Li'l Sebastian"
Tammy: Guess I'll be heading home.
Ron: Catching the number twelve bus to Satan's butthole?
Tammy: Actually I prefer the number 69 train to Humpsville Station.
• Rating: 4.6 / 5.0
Ron: An hour ago an entire fireball consumed my entire face and it was far preferable to spending another second with you. Tammy: Tell that to your pants tent.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Ron: I have cried twice in my life. Once when I was seven and I was hit by a school bus. And then again when I heard that Li'l Sebastian had passed.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ron: I think if you would know one thing about me it would be that I prefer laying wreaths to lighting torches.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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