Gossip Girl

Rufus Humphrey Quotes (Page 6)

Lily: I just got off the phone with Pete Holmberg. There was an emergency meeting of the Bass board. I'm being accused of an ethics violation and conflict-of-interest.
Rufus: Stand up for yourself. Don't let Thorpe get away with that.
Lily: It wasn't Thorpe, it was Charles.
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Eric: I thought Damien got me. You know, we could just hang out together and do nothing. He was there for me.
Rufus: That kind of a guy always is.
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Dan: You heard what happened? Are you seriously mad at me now?
Rufus: Well I can't say I'm entirely pleased.
Dan: You put Max Cady in my living room. What was I supposed to do?
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Dan: Are you seriously letting Serena's stalker move in here?
Rufus: I told you last week this was a possibility.
Dan: I didn't think you'd actually do it. Especially without talking to me first.
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Rufus: Well that's the grand tour. Bedroom's in the back, kitchen's in the front. Nineties rock relics everywhere.
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Rufus: You said you were going to help find Ben an apartment, not pay him to disappear.
Eric: Mom paid someone off again. Well we should make this a drinking game.
Lily: Ben Donovan has information that can ruin this family. What's wrong with not wanting him around?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lily: I get Ben out on parole but Serena and Eric continue to treat me like I'm toxic.
Rufus: I know you did what you could, but Ben's still going to have a criminal record. Give them time.
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Lily: I wish we didn't have to go, but...
Rufus: But nothing. According to this invitation it's going to be a "wing-ding" ...
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Eric: Do we have relatives I don't know about?
Rufus: It's always a possibility.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rufus: Let's face it, our plan to stay home was pretty depressing. Let's go check out those cookies in the shape of Blair's shoes.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

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