Rufus Humphrey Quotes
Lily: I get Ben out on parole but Serena and Eric continue to treat me like I'm toxic.
Rufus: I know you did what you could, but Ben's still going to have a criminal record. Give them time.
Lily: I wish we didn't have to go, but...
Rufus: But nothing. According to this invitation it's going to be a "wing-ding" ...
Eric: Do we have relatives I don't know about?
Rufus: It's always a possibility.
Let's face it, our plan to stay home was pretty depressing. Let's go check out those cookies in the shape of Blair's shoes.
Rufus: I'm dreading this. As much as the truth might be a relief it's also the toughest thing he'll ever have to face.
Lily: Well just be prepared. Who knows how he'll react. He may not even believe you.
Rufus: Genetics don't lie, even though some doctors who administer paternity tests do.
You think I'd skip out on a room full of Champagne and models? Are you forgetting I used to be a rock star?
Lily: It's from France. Hello? Yes this is she. Oh my god, is it Serena? Is she okay? Okay, I will.
Rufus: What? What is it?
Lily: A body washed up in Paris, shot, the identification they found says it's Charles Bass.
Rufus: Why do you have Chuck's travel itinerary, bank statements and credit card bills?
Lily: Because I'm afraid he might be in trouble.
I'm confident that there's no depravity that brand-new LÃ©ron sheets can't erase.
Telling a woman you like her clothes isn't lying. It's self-preservation.
This isn't so bad, is it?
As hard as it is for me to believe, there's something more important in life than waffles. I'm not going to let you sit one more day cooped up in that apartment.