Rufus Humphrey Quotes
Rufus: You know you don't have to do this ...
Lily: Well it's a little late for that. You look beautiful, Jenny.
Did my son just walk out before playing the Q on a double letter? That is so not the Humphrey way.
I was going to be Iggy, but I didn't want to scare the children.
Lily: I draw the line at door-to-door.
Rufus: I was just thinking of one door.
Vanessa: So Rufus, how is married life?
Rufus: At the risk of sounding like a man deeply in love, each day gets better than the one before.
Dan: Must be if you're back with the Welcome Back Kotter mugs. They look great next to Lily's china.
Rufus: What Scott saw was you grasping at anything you can to push me away.
Lily: That's not true.
You're scared because you're in love with me like you've never been in love with any of your husbands. Because unlike a Bart Bass someone like me can actually break your heart. And I know because right now you're breaking mine.
Lily: What, you know him?
Rufus: Um. Oh, yeah, that was-
Georgina: Your love child! Yup, not dead! Congratulations. It's a boy!
Lily: I can't write my vows. How can I when we don't agree on how to raise our children, we can't agree on anything.
Rufus: What happened to taking a leap?
Lily: But the stakes are too high!
Rufus: We can keep asking each other if we can do this. We can keep planning, and adjusting, and talking some more. Or we can just leap. So let's leap! Let's get married!
Lily: We're already getting married, Rufus.
Rufus: I mean soon. I mean tomorrow. We leap.
Lily: Oh my God. Yes. We leap.
I knew I let you kids watch The Parent Trap too many times.
Rufus: We weren't expecting you!
Lily: Well, CeCe's feeling so much better, so I figured I'd surprise you ... Serena, what are you doing here? Shouldn't you be at Brown?