Rufus Humphrey Quotes (Page 8)
Season 3, Episode 16: "The Empire Strikes Jack"
Rufus: This isn't so bad, is it?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Rufus: As hard as it is for me to believe, there's something more important in life than waffles. I'm not going to let you sit one more day cooped up in that apartment.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 15: "The Sixteen Year Old Virgin"
Rufus: I'm not quite in the mood to celebrate any of your former husbands right now.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Rufus: If he were a vampire, I could slip garlic in her waffles or something.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Rufus: Dirty Dancing?
Jenny: Yeah, it's corny but it's kinda good.
Rufus: Come on. It's totally good.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 14: "The Lady Vanished"
Jenny: Thanks Dad. I really like Damien.
Rufus: [to Jenny] You're young, you'll get over it.
• Rating: Unrated
Rufus: [to Jenny] I look at you and I don't see my daughter anymore.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Rufus: [to Jenny] I know you like him but you can't hang around with people who are mixed up with drugs.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 13: "The Hurt Locket"
Lily: I did kiss him.
Rufus: It must have been one Hell of a kiss for you to build all these lies around it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Rufus: I thought you'd be in school by now.
Dan: I thought you'd be on the Upper East Side... with your wife.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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