Photographer: we were supposed to get a signature from their mother.
Sage: Grandmother... our mother's dead. Feeling stupid yet?

You're Rose Baker. You're hot! Come on, the guy had bacne last year, he should be kissing the ground you walk on!

Are you deaf AND fat? I just said she was dating someone

it's like watching Mary Poppins on crystal meth

Sage: I so would have rocked my mug shot...
Marco: I'm sure there will be plenty more opportunities

You think you can lecture me on being a good sister? I'd jump in front of a bus to save rose from being hurt. You'd throw lily under a bus for fun.

Sage: If she has to laurel will buy you in to duke just like Parker's dad bought him into brown.
Megan: Hello? If that's the case what am I doing here?
Sage: Good point, don't forget to write

It's an emergency... we didn't know Laurel was going out of town and everyone was gonna ditch their party for ours.. okay that we do know... whateves... work it out with your therapists people

Megan: You girls underestimate me. This is an impenetrable force I'm all knowing, all seeing.
Sage: Laurel found out!
Megan: Yeah, the woman's good.

Megan: We can talk about it as long as you want and if its really upsetting to you then..
Sage: Then you'll leave us alone? Then okay, we're really upset. Bye

Rose: Sage is just mad because our friend Precious is getting all famous
Sage: She's not famous, she did a movie with elephants and subtitles
Rose: I hate subtitles
Sage: Yeah everyone does

I know who you are and p.s. I puke outfits cuter than that one

Privileged Quotes

Boss [about Megan's hair]: It's just so bright
Megan: Everyone loves Lucille Ball but no one does anything about it.
Boss: This isn't about the hair, though it is really distracting...

Hey lady, i can see your va-jay-jay!

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