Popular Sage Baker Quotes
Rose: Okay but we're not leaving each other yet?
Sage: Not for a long ass time
Sage: You know since you've moved into this house, I actually look forward to going to school every morning
Megan: Aww thanks sage
Sage: Not a compliment
Caryn: I can't believe you live here.. I am in awe
Sage: And I am in awe of your outfit
Caryn: Thanks
Sage: Not a compliment.. why do people just assume?
We want longevity, a career. I mean look at Madonna that woman is literally a hundred years old and she's still relevant, that's what we want
Why would an American guy join the Italian army? It makes no sense. My ass can write better than Ernest Hemingway
Rose: Wait, how can you be done already I'm barely half way
Sage: Well maybe if you didn't all waste your time looking up every other word you'd be done too
Rose: Megan says increasing my vocabulary is the easy the way to boost comprehension
Sage: Well Megan is old
Megan: You girls are dressed a little fancy for a night of studying
Sage: We're going out
Rose: We just figured it was canceled because you have a friend it town..hi Marci
Megan: It's Caryn, nice try
Clearly lying to Megan is just the gateway drug
You're getting all perspirey, you look like the help
Luis: Nice to meet you
Sage: I wish I could say the same thing, but I hate lying
Sage [to Luis]: I'm sorry, are you talking to me?
Luis: Hi, I'm Luis
Marco: He's new
Sage: And now you want to touch me? Do you understand the concept of boundaries, Louis?
Luis: It's Luis
Sage: It's irrelevant
You have to talk to me eventually, you might need my bone marrow one day
