Popular Sage Baker Quotes
Megan: I hooked you up with an organization called "Once Upon a Dress." They provide donated dresses to high school girls who can't afford them for prom and home homecoming
Sage: So they wear used dresses? I'd sooner borrow someone's tooth brush
Megan: Good morning ladies!
Sage: Okay that "first thing in the morning chipper voice" you do has to stop
Rose: Are you sure this is the right place?
Megan: Welcome to the public school system girls
Sage: Oh that reminds me, I forgot to TiVo prison break
Megan: This is the type of place most kids go to school
Sage: Now I know why there's so much crime in this country
[leaving public school..]
Rose: Can we just hurry?
Sage: Yeah, we're not really in the mood to get shot right now
Rose: Is megan still out with her dad?
Romie: I don't know, you never ask me about my family
[Romie leaves]
Sage: Does Romie have a family?
Lily: They're eating with us?
Sage: It's our house and our food, so technically you're eating with us
You have some serious balls stealing a bracelet and then wearing back to the scene of a crime
Rose: I'm so proud of us
Sage: I know we were like fairy godmothers today, except not all old and dumpy
Megan: I will give you points for style and delivery, but just so you know I was already planning on telling Laurel
Sage: Oh really? Then you better run
[Sage sends email to Laurel]
Megan: You wicked little...
[Megan takes off running]
Patricia: I don't have time to sell Rose Baker as a solo act
Sage: I'm Sage
Patricia: My point exactly
Sage: I am so sick of you worshiping at the altar of Megan Smith
Rose: What is that supposed to mean?
Sage: You've been acting all righteous ever since her and her poly cotton ass has walked into this house
