Supernatural
Thursdays 8:00 PM on The CWFavorite Sam Winchester Quotes
Sam: Huh.
Dean: Shut it.
Sam: I just said huh.
Dean: I just said shut it.
Dean: Until we get you back on your soul train, I'll be your conscience.
Sam: So you're saying you'll be my Jiminy Cricket.
Dean: Shut up. But yeah you fricken puppet, that's exactly what I'm saying.
You don't know me. You never did, and you never will.
No drinking, no gambling, no pre-marital sex. Dean, they basically just outlawed 90% of your personality.
Dean: Not a word.
Sam: Dude, you just got whaled on by Paris Hilton.
Sam: We landed in some dimension where you're called Jensen Ackles and I'm something called a Jared Padalecki.
Dean: So, what? Now you're Polish?
Dean: Really? Anna?
Castiel: It's true.
Dean: So she's gone all Glenn Close, huh? That's awesome.
Castiel: Who's Glenn Close?
Dean: No one. Just this psycho bitch who likes to boil rabbits.
Sam: So, the... the plan to kill me--would it actually stop Satan?
Dean: No, Sam, come on.
Sam: Cass, what do you think? Does Anna have a point?
Castiel: No. She's a... "Glenn Close."
Sam: It's like Grumpy Old Men.
Dean and Bobby: Shut up, Sam!
Dean: Try uh, Lautner.
Sam: He's a werewolf. How do you even know who that is?
Dean: What are you kidding me? That kid is everywhere. It's a friggen nightmare.
Dean: Who, whoa, whoa, wait? You two know each other?
Crowley: Not in the biblical sense, more of a business relationship I'd say.
Sam: [to Samuel] You're Crowley's bitch.
Dean: So, screw destiny right in the face. I saw we take the fight to them, do it our way.
Sam: Sounds good.
Sam: What's wrong with you? Are you... drunk?
Castiel: No! Yes.
Sam: What the hell happened to you.
Castiel: I found a liquor store.
Sam: And?
Castiel: I drank it.
