Supernatural
Thursdays 8:00 PM on The CWFavorite Sam Winchester Quotes
Hit it, Mr. Wizard.
Sam: Dean, enough!
Dean: What?
Sam: You just punched a Cupid!
Dean: I punched a dick!
Dean: You know I finally get why you and dad butted heads so much. You two are practically the same person. I mean I worshipped the guy, y'know: I dressed like him, I acted like him, I listened to the same music. But you are more like him than I will ever be. I see that now.
Sam: I'll take that as a compliment.
Dean: You can take it any way you want.
Dean: Let me get this straight. Your, uh, ultimate hero was not only a short man in diapers, but he was a fruitarian.
Sam: That's not the point.
Dean: That is good. Even for you, that is good
Sam: Wow, it's like a magic museum.
Dean: You must be in heaven.
Sam: It was you on the police scanner, right? This is a trick.
Trickster: Hello? Trickster.
Dean: Where am I going?
Sam: Dean, it's Valentine Day. Your favorite holiday, remember? I mean, what do you always call it - uh, Unattached Drifter Christmas?
Ever since I came back, I am a better hunter then I've ever been! Nothing scares me anymore, because I can't feel it. I don't know what's wrong with me. I think I need help.
Sam: Why shack up with a family? Is it a kinky thing? Do you like to play with your food? Roll over, Lucky. Speak.
Lucky: Go to hell.
Sam: Already been. Didn't agree with me.
Dean: You're gonna go out there again?
Sam: Well, crap doesn't hit the fan with coffee breaks.
Dean: What exactly are we gonna march up there and tell 'em?
Sam: Uh, the truth.
Dean: What, that their sons are back from the future to save them from an angel gone Terminator? Come on, those movies haven't even come out yet.
Dean: What a douchebag.
Sam: That's Jeb Dexter.
Dean: I don't even want to know how you know that.
Sam: He's famous, kind of.
Dean: For what, douchebaggery?