New Girl
Tuesdays 8:30 PM on FOXFavorite Schmidt Quotes
Schmidt: No sig oths.
Cece: Just say "significant others."
Schmidt: Maybe you have that kind of time, but I'm on a tight sched.
Jess: Are you insane, Schmidt? I'm not ready. That's like taking a musical from rehearsal straight to Broadway. You gotta workshop it first!
Schmidt: If you are for one second suggesting that I don't know how to open a musical, how dare you!
We sold our qualms. We used the profits to buy perfect bodies.
I may not be Abraham Lincoln. But I witnessed the emancipation of one black guy tonight.
Schmidt: Hey, M. Night Shyamalan. I've got a twist ending for you: shut up
That was painful Nick! That's like watching Cece make a bed.
She's older--MUCH older--DEEPLY Korean.
Nadia: Jew in the couch!
CeCe: Nadia, American manners!
Nadia: Sorry. Jew person in couch.
Schmidt: She's not wrong.
CeCe: Are you "White Fanging" me?
Schmidt: What?
CeCe: White Fang? The only book you have on your Kindle. The book you wouldn't stop talking about, and I said, "Would you please stop talking about White Fang" and then you said, "Someday, I'm gonna do that to somebody".
Nick: I don't get it. Is this bath water?
Schmidt: Might as well be; it's rosé.
There are plenty of things to be down about--the deficit, air pollution in China, "The Hobbit" wasn't very good...
College Nick: You like rap music? Who's your favorite rapper.
College Schmidt: Brian Austin Green.
