Prince is terrible at Frisbee.
A lot of people never graduated high school! Einstein! Bill Gates! Anne Frank! I'm gonna take back that last one.
Nick: Do you know any time-consuming, free activities in Griffith Park?
Schmidt: Gross! Suicide?
Winston: So...where do you do the marketing?
Schmidt: Oh, Winston. So naive, so sweet. We do the marketing EVERYWHERE!
Sick people wanted me, dying people wanted to be me--I was the total candy striping package.
Coach: Do people call you 'Marketing'?
Schmidt: No...not yet...
She's looking for career advice, and your job could be done by a vending machine.
When I think of teachers, I think of two things--Jessica Day, and pornography...where one of the characters is...a teacher.
Winston: Like we're animals?!
She's on a flip-phone. That means she's either poor, or a time traveler!
Hi there. I'm about to ruin a date and don't want to show up empty-handed.
Did I leave my Oakland Raiders yarmulke over there?