Schmidt Quotes (Page 6)
Season 2, Episode 9: "Eggs"
Schmidt: I feel like our bodies really made something. Like we brought manufacturing jobs back to America.
• Rating: 3.5 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 8: "Parents"
Schmidt: Look at that plating. It is impeccable.
Big Schmidt: Nice squeeze bottle work there, Bobby Flay.
Schmidt: He is still relevant!
Big Schmidt: Where? Phoenix?
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 7: "Menzies"
Schmidt [to Cece]: You're getting your scent all over my pillow. It took me months to get rid of that heavenly curry smell.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Jess: Now, if you'll excuse me gentleman, I'm going to go get a job — like it's my...
Schmidt: Job?
Jess: SHUT UP!
• Rating: 2.0 / 5.0
Schmidt: We sold our qualms. We used the profits to buy perfect bodies.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Schmidt: There's a fine line between sexual harassment and something awesome.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 6: "Halloween"
Schmidt [about Rob's green spandex]: What am I looking at here? Robbie, man to man, you didn't want to wear something a little more form-flattering, maybe like a pile of towels? Or the number 8?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Schmidt: I may not be Abraham Lincoln. But I witnessed the emancipation of one black guy tonight.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cece: I know you have more costumes in your closet.
Schmidt: Those costumes are for Purim.
• Rating: Unrated
Schmidt: Without sex, she's not your girlfriend. She's a friend you buy meals for.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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