The Big Bang Theory

Sheldon Cooper Quotes (Page 10)

Sheldon: At one point Raj put on reggae music and his sister took off her shoes. It was like the last days of Caligula.
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Penny: Today I drove to Van Nuys for an audition that I thought was for a cat food commercial. Turned out to be porn.
Sheldon: Did you get the part?
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Penny: Ooh I thought I smelled pizza.
Sheldon: That's remarkable. If pepperoni were an explosive substance, you could replace German Shepherds at our nation's airports.
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Sheldon: At this point in our ecosystem you are akin to the Plover, a small scavenging bird that eats the food from between the teeth of crocodiles. Please, fly into our open maw and have at it.
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Sheldon: If you're experiencing any tension or awkwardness, it may stem from the fact that Leonard and Penny used to, if I may quote Howard, do the dance with no pants.
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Sheldon: The Hindu code of Manu was very clear in these matters. If the woman's father is not around, the duty of controlling her base desires falls to the closest male member of her family, in this case Raj. The code also states that if she disobeys, she will be reborn in the womb of a jackal and tormented by diseases. If true, that seems like an awfully large gamble, given that the prize is Leonard.
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Sheldon: Just keep in mind should you ever need a slightly apathetic, tertiary friend, I stand at the ready.
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Sheldon: While you're at it I am upset we have an unannounced houseguest, so make me cocoa.
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Sheldon: She stiffed you?
Penny: I believe that's what he did to her.
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Sheldon: I'm so proud of you! You sold yourself out like a common streetwalker!
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