Sheldon Cooper Quotes (Page 12)
Season 5, Episode 24: "The Countdown Reflection"
Sheldon: Would you like some aloe vera? You just got burned.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sheldon: I'll do it provided I can perform the service in Klingon.
Bernadette: No.
Sheldon: What do you see in her?
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Sheldon: He asked her during coitus.
Howard: Did he get down on one knee or were you already there?
• Rating: 4.2 / 5.0
Leonard: Come on, Sheldon. It will be fun.
Sheldon: That's what you said about the Green Lantern movie. You were 114 minutes of wrong.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 23: "The Launch Acceleration"
Leonard: What are you doing?
Amy: We're playing doctor. Star Trek style.
Sheldon: I'm in hell, Leonard. Don't stop.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sheldon: Can I ask you a question about women?
Leonard: I got you that book last year, wasn't everything in there?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sheldon: I love strawberry Quik. It's my favorite pink fluid narrowly beating out Pepto-Bismol.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Sheldon: I look like the Flash about to be married.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Sheldon: A little. But not more than your urethras will be after whatever's in those pants swims up them.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 22: "The Stag Convergence"
Raj: Oh, oh, what about the tubby girl in the Sailor Moon costume at Comic-Con?
Howard: Don't remember. Please sit down.
Raj: The only threesome I've ever had in my whole life and I'm proud to say it was with this man right here.
[All laughing]
Raj: Oh, oh, don't get me wrong, nothing happened with me and Howard. There was about 200 lbs of Sailor Moon between us.
Wil [recording on his phone]: Oh, Internet, this is so going all over you.
Sheldon: Jeepers, I'm drunk.
• Rating: 3.6 / 5.0
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