Sheldon Cooper Quotes (Page 11)
Season 6, Episode 2: "The Decoupling Fluctuation"
Sheldon: Penny? Please don't hurt my friend.
Penny: That is the last thing I want to do.
Sheldon: Thank you.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Leonard: The guy who seems like an emotionless robot ... is you, but your relationship with Amy is causing you to transform into a red-blooded man with sexual desires.
Sheldon: That is literally the stupidest thing I've heard.
• Rating: 3.7 / 5.0
Sheldon: Wolowitz when to MIT. What's your educational background?
Stuart: I went to art school.
Sheldon: Equally ridiculous. Let's go.
• Rating: 4.6 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 24: "The Countdown Reflection"
Sheldon: Boldly go, Howard Wolowitz.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sheldon: Would you like some aloe vera? You just got burned.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sheldon: I'll do it provided I can perform the service in Klingon.
Bernadette: No.
Sheldon: What do you see in her?
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Sheldon: He asked her during coitus.
Howard: Did he get down on one knee or were you already there?
• Rating: 4.2 / 5.0
Leonard: Come on, Sheldon. It will be fun.
Sheldon: That's what you said about the Green Lantern movie. You were 114 minutes of wrong.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 23: "The Launch Acceleration"
Leonard: What are you doing?
Amy: We're playing doctor. Star Trek style.
Sheldon: I'm in hell, Leonard. Don't stop.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sheldon: Can I ask you a question about women?
Leonard: I got you that book last year, wasn't everything in there?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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