Sheldon Cooper Quotes (Page 11)
Season 4, Episode 15: "The Benefactor Factor"
Sheldon: Given how much time you spend engaging in pointless self-abuse, you might consider just this once using your genitalia to actually accomplish something.
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Sheldon: It is to viagra as viagra is to a green M&M.
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Sheldon: Penny, you're an expert on trading sexual favors for material gain, walk him through this.
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Sheldon: You seem to have forgotten the reason we live together is that we're best friends. And I've got your back, Jack.
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Sheldon: An entire dinner to talk about your research? Where you goin, the drive thru at Jack In The Box
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Amy: This year's donations may go to, say, the geology department.
Sheldon: Oh dear, not the dirt people.
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Sheldon: Your critical attitude is ruining our Saturday night together, and I'm not above minimizing your window.
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Sheldon: It's not a touch phobia, it's a germ phobia. If you'd like to put on a pair of latex gloves I'll let you check me for a hernia.
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Season 4, Episode 14: "The Thespian Catalyst"
Sheldon: I sense that you're trying to slow walk me to an epiphany. Would you mind very much jumping to it.
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Penny: Let's try some improvisation.
Sheldon: Why not? It seems you're improvising your entire curriculum.
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