Sheldon Cooper Quotes (Page 8)
Season 4, Episode 22: "The Wildebeest Implementation"
Leonard: Beekeeper to King 12. I capture your pope and release the swarm. Checkmate on Sheldon.
Sheldon: I knew I should've given my pope the jet pack.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sheldon: My recommendation is that you gobble these up like Tic Tacs.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 21: "The Agreement Dissection"
Sheldon: You may have gone to Cambridge, but I'm an honorary graduate of Starfleet Academy.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sheldon: ... with the whiter-than-Marshmallow-Fluff Leonard Hofstadter.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Sheldon: I understand the alcohol has stirred up whatever it is that makes girls go wild ... but I really need to talk to smart Amy right now.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sheldon: Irrelevant. Leonard doesn't trim his nose hair. He thinks because he's short, no one can see up there.
• Rating: 2.5 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 20: "The Herb Garden Germination"
Sheldon: Everyone was set a-twitter. Although oddly, no one tweeted.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Amy: The meme has reached full penetration.
Sheldon: Pun intended?
Amy: No. Happy accident.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Amy: I should let you know that she asked for details about our dalliance.
Sheldon: Interesting. So it went beyond the mere fact of coitus to a "blow by blow" as it were.
Amy: Pun intended?
Sheldon: I'm sorry. What pun?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 19: "The Zarnecki Incursion"
Sheldon: Three thousand hours, three thousand hours clicking on that mouse, collecting weapons and gold. It's almost as if it was a huge waste of time.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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