Sheldon Cooper Quotes (Page 8)
Season 6, Episode 9: "The Parking Spot Escalation"
Sheldon: This cushion experienced a nude revenge wiggle.
Cleaner: A what?
Sheldon: A naked man sat on it.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Sheldon: I must be the bigger man. Therefore, you may use my spot until such time that I learn to drive or get a Batmobile.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sheldon: Revenge is a dish best served nude.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sheldon: Leonard, you're my best friend. Why don't you ever take my side.
Leonard: Because I can never understand your side!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sheldon: Well, that's some salty language. May I remind you that you're the president of a major university, not president of the Potty Mouth Club. There it is again. Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Oh, I'm sorry for your loss. Good night, sir.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Howard: Meanwhile, you still don't have a car.
Sheldon: Don't try to change the subject. This is about a parking space. It has nothing to do with cars.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 8: "The 43rd Peculiarity"
Sheldon: Oh, drat. I'm never going to get to 43 again.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Sheldon: The mind's a mysterious thing, Leonard. He could be having the time of his life, while she thinks she's a chicken pecking for corn.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Howard: Do you expect me to build this?
Sheldon: I expect you to wipe the pudding off your chin. Gentlemen.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 7: "The Habitation Configuration"
Sheldon: You insulted my woman. I'm here to defend her honor.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
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