The Big Bang Theory

Sheldon Cooper Quotes (Page 6)

Sheldon: I'm not interested in being published in Mad Magazine.
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Sheldon: Welcome to the Thunderdome, Kripke.
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Leonard: Come on, let's just start walking. There's got to be a gas station or something nearby.
Sheldon: What, you think just because you are wearing a captain's uniform, you're in charge?
Leonard: Yes.
Sheldon: Alright.
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Sheldon: Thanks to you, I know better than to ask if you are menstruating. And, based on your behavior, I don't have to.
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Sheldon: I meant ALL women are slaves to their biological urges. Even you. You're a slave.
Mrs. Davis: I'm a what?
Sheldon: I'm just saying at a certain point in a woman's menstrual cycle...
Mrs. Davis: Don't. Stop. You can't say that.
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Alex: I have to go.
Sheldon: So does this fellow, but he can't without it burning like hot soup.
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Alex: What did I do?
Sheldon: You don't know? Oh, you poor dear. Your ovaries are squirting so much goofy juice into your brains you don't even know which way is up.
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Sheldon: Giant Jenga! I win.
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Leonard: I grew up in a house full of crazy academics. Instead of leaving Santa milk and cookies, we had to leave him a research paper. And, in the morning you could tell he'd been there because that paper would be graded.
Sheldon: No wonder you love Christmas. That sounds amazing.
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Stuart: What's wrong with Christmas?
Sheldon: Where to begin? Trees indoors, overuse of the words "tis" and "twas," and the absurd custom of one stocking. Everyone notice socks belong in pairs. Who uses one sock?
Howard: A pirate with a peg leg.
Sheldon: Actually, that helps. Thank you.
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