Sheldon Cooper Quotes
No, Gorn, no! That's where I sit.
I don't like the Olive Garden. They treat me like family.
If we're changing topics, I believe I have dibs with the capybara, a rodent the size of a baby hippo.
Wolowitz: You love that spot.
Sheldon: No, I love my mother. My feelings for my spot are much greater. It is the singular location in space around which revolves my entire universe. And now it's yours.
I believe you were about to ask me to choose a cocktail. Fortunately, thanks to computer-savvy alcoholics, there's an app for that.
That was an experiment to determine at what concentration does food start tasting moth-y.
And to think! I was ready to waste the last of my good hemorrhoid cream on you!
Leonard: You put moths in my food!?
Sheldon: For science.
You're far too short to be Darth Vader. You're much more likely to be a turncoat Ewok.
Leonard: You know what happens when you yawn in public...
Sheldon: Everyone will see my oddly shaped uvela.
Raj: Hands off my sister.
Sheldon: Why would I touch her? She's covered in airplane germs.
Sheldon: I assure you I am quite real and I'm having regular intercourse with your daughter.
Mrs. Fowler: What?
Sheldon: Oh yes, we are like wild animals in heat. It's a wonder neither of us has been hurt.