The Big Bang Theory

Sheldon Cooper Quotes (Page 44)

Sheldon: You won the Nobel prize, what, three years ago? So you must deal with a whole lot of "what has Smoot done lately?" My thought is we continue my research as team, you know, Cooper-Smoot, alphabetical.. When we win the Nobel Prize, you'll be back on top
Dr. Smoot: With all due respect, Dr Cooper, are you on crack?
Sheldon: Fine, Smoot-Cooper, what a diva
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Leonard: Well, it seems once again you're caught between a rock and a crazy place.
Sheldon: Oh, I hate when that happens.
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Leonard: You know what baffles me Sheldon?
Sheldon: Based on your academic record, I could guess any number of things
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Sheldon (singing): There once was a brave lad named Leonard, with a fie fie fiddle dee dee. He faced a fearsome giant while Raj just wanted to pee.
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Sheldon: You know, I've given the matter some thought, and I think I'd be willing to be a house pet to a race of super-intelligent aliens.
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Penny: No, I can't. Sheldon, honey, I don't want things to be weird between us.
Sheldon: Won't it also be 'weird' if I have to say hello to you every morning on my way to work and you're living in a refrigerator box and washing your hair with rainwater?
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Penny: Wow, you've got a lot of money in there.
Sheldon: That's why it's guarded by snakes.
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Sheldon [on weighing which friends to keep]: Howard. You do not have a PhD. Your cologne is an assault on the senses, and you're not available for video games during the Jewish high holidays
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Sheldon: What part of an inverse tangent approaching an asymptote don't you understand?
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Sheldon: A fear of heights is illogical. A fear of falling, on the other hand, is prudent and evolutionary
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