The Big Bang Theory
Thursdays 8:00 PM on CBSSheldon Cooper Quotes
Amy: I have potential for sexual arousal.
Sheldon: A cross we all must bear.
Penny: That's thinking ahead.
Sheldon: The alternative would be to think backwards.. and that's just remembering.
Amy: Sheldon, I am not going through menopause.
Sheldon: Are you sure? You said that with the testy bark of an old bitty.
I'd like to say I'm very happy that you're back together, and if I can figure out a way to do so and sound sincere, I will.
Even at Star Trek conventions, they only let him in if he helps set up!
Well, if it isn't Wil Wheaton, the Jar-Jar Binks of the "Star Trek" universe.
Sheldon: And here's where we are -- the runts in a large litter unlikely to ever reach the nourishing teats of Indiana Jones.
Leonard: So it's good we stopped for dinner.
I find zombies dancing in choreographed synchronicity implausible. And also it's really scary.
No, Gorn, no! That's where I sit.
I don't like the Olive Garden. They treat me like family.
If we're changing topics, I believe I have dibs with the capybara, a rodent the size of a baby hippo.
Wolowitz: You love that spot.
Sheldon: No, I love my mother. My feelings for my spot are much greater. It is the singular location in space around which revolves my entire universe. And now it's yours.
