Sheldon Cooper Quotes (Page 7)
Season 5, Episode 3: "The Pulled Groin Extrapolation"
Sheldon [to Penny]: I've seen pictures of your mother. Keep eating.
• Rating: 4.2 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 2: "The Infestation Hypothesis"
Sheldon: Name your price.
Amy: Kiss me where I've never been kissed before.
Sheldon: You mean like Salt Lake City?
Amy: Nevermind.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sheldon: I miss the old days when your romantic partners could be returned to the video store.
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 24: "The Roommate Transmogrification"
Amy: Have you considered massage?
Sheldon: I'd like to respond to that sarcastically: Yes, I relish the thought of a stranger covering my body with oil and rubbing it.
Amy: I was proposing you massage your muscles with your OWN hands.
Sheldon: (aback) Still sounds like a lot of unnecessary touching...
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Howard: You gotta like this: the girlfriend.....the ex-girlfriend, bonding over your rooty-tooty stinky booty?
(all but Leonard laugh)
Leonard: Kill me!
Sheldon: It wouldn't help. The human body is capable of being flatulent for hours after death.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Sheldon: Here's an interesting fact about alcohol ... Man is not the only species that ferments fruit in order to become intoxicated. Can you guess what the other is? Hint: sometimes they pack the alcohol in their trunks.
Penny: Monkeys
Sheldon: When does a monkey have a trunk?
Penny: When a suitcase just won't do
Much later - Sheldon: And the answer was elephant.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Penny: Hey, Sheldon, did you change your Wi-Fi password again?
Sheldon: Yes, it's "Penny, get your own Wi-Fi." No spaces.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Amy: Although it is ... microbiology.
Sheldon: Your doctorate is in neurobiology. I fail to see the distinction.
Amy: I'll make it simple for you. I study the brain, the organ responsible for Beethoven's Fifth Symphony. Bernadette studies yeast, the organism responsible for Michelob Lite.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Howard: You gotta like this. The girlfriend, the ex-girlfriend bonding over your rooty-tooty stinky booty.
Leonard: Kill me.
Sheldon: It wouldn't help. The human body is capable of being flatulent for hours after death.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 23: "The Engagement Reaction"
Sheldon: Do you know where the phrase jibber jabber comes from?
Penny: Oh my god, you're about to jibber jabber about "jibber jabber?"
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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