Hawaii Five-0
Fridays 9:00 PM on CBSSteve McGarrett Quotes
McGarrett: Do you realize how much of your life revolves around food?
Danno: Do you realize how much of your life revolves around armed conflict?
Danno: What are you smirking at?
McGarett: Nothing. It's just the no tie thing... You're starting to look like you fit in.
Danno: Well, don't get used to it.
Bastille: I'm not saying a word. Not one single word.
McGarrett: If you want to do it the hard way just say so.
Danno: So, if things go bad, which one do you want?
McGarrett: I'll take the ugly one.
Danno: That's good. They're both ugly.
I'm so glad you're not hotheaded. I'd hate to work with someone like that.
McGarrett [to Danno]
Steve: I thought I told you to stay put.
McKay: Hmm. I'm an old man. I don't always hear so good.
Danno: Okay... Let's say I am you, and you are the bad guy here. I would know that all the ways onto the ship are visable somehow. So, how would you outsmart yourself and get yourself onto that ship without yourself seeing yourself?
Steve: okay, was that an actual question, or were you just throwing words together and hoping they made sense?
Steve: When I say "book em' Danno" it's a term of endearment.
Danny: Ok, do it every day... I like it.
Danny: You want me to pay?
Ka Wika: Haole, you took eight islands from us, the least you could do is pick up the tab every once in a while.
Steve: Least you could do.
Danny: I hate it when rich people get killed.
Steve: Why?
Danny: They have something everybody wants.
Chin Ho: Which means plenty of suspects.
Steve: You don't think I am a happy person?
Danny: I am sure you have your moments, like when Guns and Ammo puts out its gift guide, or a Rambo retrospective comes on TV.
Danny: I don't know I was still playing Ms. Pac-man
Steve: Ever made it to double pretzel?
Danny: Triple Banana bitch.
Steve: You're lying.