Stewie Griffin Quotes
Tom Cruise: Nobody walks away from tiny Tom Cruise.
Stewie: Yeah, except for all three of your wives.
Hey? You up? Guess where I have a crayon?
Stewie: Yes looks like someone's gone at him with a whip.
Brian: That is a perfectly valid way of saying that. Bravo master.
Stewie: Master? Aaand a surprisingly quick erection for Stewie.
Oh yeah 'cause you know him so well, shut your faaaaaace.
The new maid is peeing on me, and she didn't even say anything clever!
I feel like once I get them on a schedule, every thing will be fine!
Brian: This one's bones feel all loose.
Stewie: I think this one's blind.
I caught two of them trying to eat each other, so that's something we need to watch out for.
Brian save the placenta! Save it, I want to eat it.
Stewie: What kind of feet can fit in these shoes?
Brian: Your feet!
You hit me! What kind of monster hits a pregnant toddler!
Stewie: We could even use my own crib!
Brian: You use your own crib!