You make the underflaps of my breasts burn, like when I used to rub them with poison sumac.

It's my understanding you've been given the heave-ho by that terribly uncoordinated Finn Hudson.

Puckerman I appreciate your commitment to winning, but without a doubt you are the ugliest woman I have ever seen. For a second there I thought you were Beiste's sister.

I'm all about finding a freakish depressed kid and showing them what winning's all about.

Female football coach, like a male nurse? Sin against nature.

If I were't ignoring what these ladies were saying, due to my deep repulsion, I'd encourage you to go for it.

For a brief period, I was a tamborine player for Wilson Phillips.

My nose is still filled with the acrid stench of teen vomit.

I didn't sleep with that drummer. The drummer I slept with was from Jimmy Eat World.

I'm sure Figgins will mumble something nervously and then pretend to take a phone call. I happen to be blackmailing him.

I will not be satisfied until glee club is disbanded.

I make fun of Will's hair because I'm jealous. There. I said it.

Glee Quotes

I've got a full ride to a little school called the University of California in Los Angeles. Maybe you've heard of it. It's in Los Angeles.

Jesse

She may be difficult, but boy can she sing. Bravo!

Kurt