Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXFavorite Sue Sylvester Quotes
I'm gonna leave constant reinvention to Madonna.
There's no reason for you to be here... really, there's no reason for you to be here.
I will not stop until your fired and your little glee club is annihilated into oblivion.
What kid is gonna choose glee club over football? It would be ridiculous.
If I hear one song from that classic rock outfit journey, I will start pulling catheters.
Why it isn't Porcelain's dad, who may or may not have a baboon heart?
In the last week, you either enjoyed a delicious curry or a hug from Principal Figgins.
Santana: You wanted that memorial gone because you're such a cold-hearted bitch.
Sue: What did you just call me?
Santana: A miserable, self-centered bitch who has spent every waking minute of the past three years trying to make our lives miserable. I'm officially over it.
And now here's the moment you've all been waiting for because your lives are all so devoid of meaning something like this seems very important.
If I wanna win this race, I need 20 cc's of man. Stat!
Sue: And as you ponder your decision, I ask that you remember that that cannon has 2 little baby twin cannons, and one more on the way, and if you refuse to sign this, well, those little baby cannons might just go hungry.
Brittany: Baby cannons...
Sue: And the mama cannon has fibromyalgia so she can't work.
America, your prayers have been answered. Sue Sylvester is back at McKinley.
