[to Blaine] This is contraband and if I catch you with your hand up the butt of anything that isn't human, you're in a world of trouble.

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I hate you both.

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The only thing I can see you giving birth to is a bushel of russet potatoes.

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Know what has no expiration date, voters? My rage.

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You see, I’ve been taking my cue from cable news lately and just lying a lot.

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This place smells like barf!

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Adultery. That’s what this is called.

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I just can’t even...excuse me I need to go kill myself.

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This is America, we speak English here.

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Thanks for making me feel like a girl.

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[to Rachel] You were the very best the arts had to offer. Which means the arts clearly don't have much to offer now, do they? There is no glee club at this school. There will never be a glee club at this school as long as I'm in charge. Now get the hell out of here before I sick a convicted felon on you.

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[to Kurt and Rachel] You two have just entered Sue Sylvester's Thunderdome.

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