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Glee

First, smoking kills. Second, it really does make you look cooler, doesn't it?

I need the two of you to escort me to me hyperbaric chamber, as I have glitter in my eyes.

I've put plastic on your chair, so feel free to wet yourself with excitement.

Allow me to ladle you a piping hot bowl of This is How It Is.

How is it going with Emma? I'm sure everything in the bedroom is completely normal.

This isn't the 1960s anymore when jobs are plentiful. And it's not personal, Will Schuester.

Sue: I have spent the entire year being nothing but kind to you people.
Tina: Today is only the second day of school.

I thought people wanted a candidate that was for something. That's why I took that pro-deportation stance.

I am running at 6 percent, well behind Undecided, That rapist running from prison and I don't care, Please don't call me during dinner.

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