You took away my Cheerios. Continue this the opening salvo of World War Sue.

Picking up some coffee. I like my enemas piping hot.

My nose is still filled with the acrid stench of teen vomit.

It's kinda like nursing a POW back to health so he's at his strongest when you torture him.

Not to be alarmed, doctors say he will be fine, provided he can get the swelling in his brain under control.

I suggest you pre-actively check into rehab, as you are a future alcoholic.

If I hear one song from that classic rock outfit journey, I will start pulling catheters.

I hate hospitals, William. That's why I kept voting for those death panels.

Sue: Where's the hate?
Will: Not the point of glee club, Sue.

For a brief period, I was a tamborine player for Wilson Phillips.

I've gotta get that girl on the Cheerios.

Will, you have more grease in your hair than the guy behind Wikileaks?

Glee Quotes

I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.

Puck

Relationships are a lot like flowers. If you find the right seed, put it in good soil, give it water and sunlight, bam. Perfect bud. And then comes winter and the flower dies. But if you tend that garden, spring will come along and that flower will bloom again.

Finn