I hate hospitals, William. That's why I kept voting for those death panels.

Sue: Where's the hate?
Will: Not the point of glee club, Sue.

For a brief period, I was a tamborine player for Wilson Phillips.

I've gotta get that girl on the Cheerios.

Will, you have more grease in your hair than the guy behind Wikileaks?

Katie Couric: You beat out the following losers: the economy, Mel Gibson, Dina Lohan... and Sparky Lohan, who is Dina Lohan's dog and, apparently, also a loser. How do you deal with that?
Sue: I've been drinking a lot of bleach.

No time for a fourtime, ladies. The bus leaves in five.

You don't go in that canon and this routine will be all boom, boom and no pow. And that, Brittany, is so 2008 and... late.

Brittany, here's a note for you. Hand-written and in crayon. From the human canon, saying how much it misses you.

Sue: This level of risk and danger makes me feel alive again.
Figgins: But the risk and danger isn't to you.
Sue: That's the best part.

I try to make a habit of not touching carnie folk. But, fella, I'll take it.

Brittany, please remind me how I single-handedly put cheerleading on the map.

Glee Quotes

[to Finn] You know, I don't really know what's going to happen between us, but I know that you used to be the guy that would make me feel like the most special girl in the whole world, and it doesn't feel that way anymore. Now it just feels sad and confusing. And the worst part is that it doesn't even feel that bad anymore.

Rachel

I just want somebody to love me.

Quinn