Sue Sylvester Quotes (Page 12)
Season 2, Episode 8: "Furt"
Sue [to her mother]: You're welcome to sing The Sound of Silence in your hotel room. Right now.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sue: By the power invested in me by a website, I hereby pronounce you Sue and Sue. You may kiss yourself.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Sue: I can't suspend someone for shoving you into a locker. He'll just say he tripped and accidentally pushed you. I use that excuse all the time.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sue: I will expel him faster than a Thai takeout place can read back a delivery order.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Kurt: When you call me "lady," that's bullying and it's really hurtful.
Sue: I'm sorry. I genuinely thought that was your name.
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Sue: I just prefer to think of the homleess as outdoorsy. So shine on urban campers!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 7: "The Substitute"
Sue [to Will]: I suggest selling yourself on Craigslist under the heading of 'Men seeking Men with butt chins.'
• Rating: 4.4 / 5.0
Sue: You make the underflaps of my breasts burn, like when I used to rub them with poison sumac.
• Rating: 3.8 / 5.0
Sue: Rest assured that I, and my attorney Gloria Allred, will be pressing charges.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Sue: Why don't you go home, rest, die? It doesn't matter. Because as my first official act as principal, you are fired.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
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