You took away my Cheerios. Continue this the opening salvo of World War Sue.

Picking up some coffee. I like my enemas piping hot.

My nose is still filled with the acrid stench of teen vomit.

It's kinda like nursing a POW back to health so he's at his strongest when you torture him.

Not to be alarmed, doctors say he will be fine, provided he can get the swelling in his brain under control.

I suggest you pre-actively check into rehab, as you are a future alcoholic.

If I hear one song from that classic rock outfit journey, I will start pulling catheters.

I hate hospitals, William. That's why I kept voting for those death panels.

Sue: Where's the hate?
Will: Not the point of glee club, Sue.

For a brief period, I was a tamborine player for Wilson Phillips.

I've gotta get that girl on the Cheerios.

Will, you have more grease in your hair than the guy behind Wikileaks?

Glee Quotes

Artie: I thought I was over someone, but I still think I have feelings for them.
Brittany: The Clintons?

I had it all planned out. I was gonna make it big on Broadway and maybe make a Woody Allen movie. And then when we were ready, I would just, come back and he'd be teaching here and I'd walk through those doors and I would just say 'I'm home' and then we would live happily ever after.

Rachel