You're a regular Agatha Christie. Except even more sexless.

I'm everybody's Secret Santa. Yeah, you can just drop those anywhere.

You're not the only person at this school that consumes protein powder by the tubful.

This room feels weird. I can't shake the feeling that I'm inhaling a lot dead skin.

You're welcome to sing The Sound of Silence in your hotel room. Right now.

By the power invested in me by a website, I hereby pronounce you Sue and Sue. You may kiss yourself.

I can't suspend someone for shoving you into a locker. He'll just say he tripped and accidentally pushed you. I use that excuse all the time.

I will expel him faster than a Thai takeout place can read back a delivery order.

Kurt: When you call me "lady," that's bullying and it's really hurtful.
Sue: I'm sorry. I genuinely thought that was your name.

I just prefer to think of the homleess as outdoorsy. So shine on urban campers!

I suggest selling yourself on Craigslist under the heading of 'Men seeking Men with butt chins.'

You make the underflaps of my breasts burn, like when I used to rub them with poison sumac.

Glee Quotes

We met right here. I took this man's hand and we ran down that hallway. Those of you who know me know I'm not in the habit of taking the hands of people I've never met before, but I think that my soul knew something that my body and my mind didn't know yet. It knew that our hands were meant to hold each other, fearlessly and forever. Which is why it's never really felt like I've been getting to know you. It's always felt like I was remembering you from something. As if in every lifetime that you and I have ever lived we've chosen to come back and find each other and fall in love all over again, over and over, for all eternity. And I just feel so lucky that I found you so soon in this lifetime because all I want to do, all I've ever wanted to do, is spend my life loving you. So, Kurt Hummel, my amazing friend, my one true love, will you marry me?


I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.