Rest assured that I, and my attorney Gloria Allred, will be pressing charges.

Why don't you go home, rest, die? It doesn't matter. Because as my first official act as principal, you are fired.

There's no reason for you to be here... really, there's no reason for you to be here.

When I showed this to Brittany, she whimpered and thought I cut down a small tree where a family of gummy people lived.

Hoarders is great. But Animal Hoarders is better.

Sue and Holly

Less than 24 hours after my plan to replace all chairs with sharp poles, in my war against sitting... I need a cause.

Will: I thought we were friends.
Sue: That got boring.

My years-long quest for power has finally bore fruit.

Will: Coach Beiste quit?
Sue: I believe I just said that Annie Sullivan. You want me to sign it into your palm.

You gotta show him who's the boss. Great. Now I picture them making out to an episode of Who's the Boss.

Know what kind of disgusting images I'm gonna need to stare at now to get that out of my head? Gonna have to go to the wound care center. Gonna have to stare at some wounds.

People who dress like librarians? All sex addicts.

Glee Quotes

We met right here. I took this man's hand and we ran down that hallway. Those of you who know me know I'm not in the habit of taking the hands of people I've never met before, but I think that my soul knew something that my body and my mind didn't know yet. It knew that our hands were meant to hold each other, fearlessly and forever. Which is why it's never really felt like I've been getting to know you. It's always felt like I was remembering you from something. As if in every lifetime that you and I have ever lived we've chosen to come back and find each other and fall in love all over again, over and over, for all eternity. And I just feel so lucky that I found you so soon in this lifetime because all I want to do, all I've ever wanted to do, is spend my life loving you. So, Kurt Hummel, my amazing friend, my one true love, will you marry me?


I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.