Glee

Sue Sylvester Quotes (Page 16)

Will: Inside, you're a really good person. I appreciate what you're doing for these kids. I won't forget it.
Sue: I'm seriously gonna puke in your mouth.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: I spent large segments of each day picturing you choking on food, and I recently contacted an exotic animal dealer because I had a very satisfying dream that I once shoved your face into one of those pink-inflamed monkey butts.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Sue: It's as barren as me in here.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: From Fort Wayne, Indiana, the not-at-all stupidly named, Aural Intensity!
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Sue: Kiss my ass, Josh Groban! I'm an internationally-ranked cheerleading coach!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: Your hair looks like a briar patch. I keep expecting racist, animated Disney characters to pop up and start singing about living on the bayou.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: I realize my cultural ascendance only serves to illuminate your own banality. But, face it, I'm legend. It's happened.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: Will I'm not going to do this. Even your breath stinks of mediocrity.
 • Rating: 4.2 / 5.0

Sue: I'm all about finding a freakish depressed kid and showing them what winning's all about.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Sue: Hot Cheetos have been proven to raise endorphins and make happy kids, and I can't have that.
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

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