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Glee

You make the underflaps of my breasts burn, like when I used to rub them with poison sumac.

Rest assured that I, and my attorney Gloria Allred, will be pressing charges.

Why don't you go home, rest, die? It doesn't matter. Because as my first official act as principal, you are fired.

There's no reason for you to be here... really, there's no reason for you to be here.

When I showed this to Brittany, she whimpered and thought I cut down a small tree where a family of gummy people lived.

Hoarders is great. But Animal Hoarders is better.

Sue and Holly

Less than 24 hours after my plan to replace all chairs with sharp poles, in my war against sitting... I need a cause.

Will: I thought we were friends.
Sue: That got boring.

My years-long quest for power has finally bore fruit.

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