Glee

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I'll have to take to the mic and deliver a diatribe. Probably something about immigrants.

Nobody quits the Cheerios. You either die or I kick you off.

I'm gonna make it a habit to not stop and talk to students because this has been a colossal waste of my time.

So you like show tunes. It doesn't mean you're gay. It just means you're awful.

I might buy a small diaper for your chin, because it looks like a baby's ass.

Some people like to film themselves getting physical with their partner. I happen to enjoy revisiting the impeccable form of my jazzercise routines.

I bribed Will Schuester's landlord to bug his apartment with baby monitors under his couch. And in his bedroom.

I never understood how hard it is to get laughed at, especially in slow motion.

What's that smell? It's coffee. It's usually masked by the smell of fear.

Figgins: I cannot have these shenanigans at this school.
Sue: He cannot have these shenanigans at this school!

As soon as I figure out the difference between slander and libel, I'm suing you.

Student: Hey, Ms. Sylvester, let's get physical.
Sue: Not really my type, but I like that attitude.

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Glee Quotes

I just want somebody to love me.

Quinn

Jesse: I couldn't stay away.
Will: From the show, or her?