Will I'm not going to do this. Even your breath stinks of mediocrity.

I'm all about finding a freakish depressed kid and showing them what winning's all about.

Hot Cheetos have been proven to raise endorphins and make happy kids, and I can't have that.

And that gay terrorist went on to become the first gay president of the United States, Abraham Lincoln.

You know, for me trophies are like herpes. You can try to get rid of them but they just keep coming. Sue Sylvester has hourly flair ups of burning itchy highly contagious talent.

I want it to look like Elvis' gold record room at Graceland, except I'll be wanting far few morbidly obese women wandering around.

Bryan: Should I lock the door?
Sue: No, I've got a secret room upstairs. Like Letterman.

Bryan: You ever heard of the term anger sex?
Sue: The only kind I know.

I'll have to take to the mic and deliver a diatribe. Probably something about immigrants.

Nobody quits the Cheerios. You either die or I kick you off.

I'm gonna make it a habit to not stop and talk to students because this has been a colossal waste of my time.

So you like show tunes. It doesn't mean you're gay. It just means you're awful.

Glee Quotes

[to Kurt] You know, these Mounds bars are delicious, but you have to eat them. If you just hold them in your hand hoping that you might get to eat them one day, they're going to melt and you'll look like somebody just pooped in your hand. Don't let waiting for things to maybe work out with Blaine turn you into the guy who looks like somebody just pooped in their hand.

Brittany

I just want somebody to love me.

Quinn