Boobs McGee, you're demoted to the bottom of the pyramid, so when it collapses, your exploding sandbags will keep everyone safe from injury.

A person that has to pump her naughties full of gravy to feel good about herself clearly doesn't have the self-esteem to be my head cheerleader.

I don't need the sound of your stretch marks rubbing together.

Female football coach, like a male nurse? Sin against nature.

Coach Beiste: You're all coffee and no omelet.
Sue: That doesn't make any sense.

You make not trying to destroy glee club easy because you're doing such a bang-up job yourself.

Even if your team has dropped their sequin-covered panties and urinated all over the stage like an elderly Carol Channing, they literally could not have done worse.

One girl ate a pigeon. That's how badly they wanna be Cheerios.

Will: Inside, you're a really good person. I appreciate what you're doing for these kids. I won't forget it.
Sue: I'm seriously gonna puke in your mouth.

I spent large segments of each day picturing you choking on food, and I recently contacted an exotic animal dealer because I had a very satisfying dream that I once shoved your face into one of those pink-inflamed monkey butts.

It's as barren as me in here.

From Fort Wayne, Indiana, the not-at-all stupidly named, Aural Intensity!

Glee Quotes

I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.

Puck

Relationships are a lot like flowers. If you find the right seed, put it in good soil, give it water and sunlight, bam. Perfect bud. And then comes winter and the flower dies. But if you tend that garden, spring will come along and that flower will bloom again.

Finn