Glee

Sue Sylvester Quotes (Page 17)

Sue: And that gay terrorist went on to become the first gay president of the United States, Abraham Lincoln.
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Sue: You know, for me trophies are like herpes. You can try to get rid of them but they just keep coming. Sue Sylvester has hourly flair ups of burning itchy highly contagious talent.
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Sue: I want it to look like Elvis' gold record room at Graceland, except I'll be wanting far few morbidly obese women wandering around.
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Bryan: Should I lock the door?
Sue: No, I've got a secret room upstairs. Like Letterman.
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Bryan: You ever heard of the term anger sex?
Sue: The only kind I know.
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Sue: I'll have to take to the mic and deliver a diatribe. Probably something about immigrants.
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Sue: Nobody quits the Cheerios. You either die or I kick you off.
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Sue: I'm gonna make it a habit to not stop and talk to students because this has been a colossal waste of my time.
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Sue: So you like show tunes. It doesn't mean you're gay. It just means you're awful.
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Sue: I might buy a small diaper for your chin, because it looks like a baby's ass.
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