One girl ate a pigeon. That's how badly they wanna be Cheerios.

Will: Inside, you're a really good person. I appreciate what you're doing for these kids. I won't forget it.
Sue: I'm seriously gonna puke in your mouth.

I spent large segments of each day picturing you choking on food, and I recently contacted an exotic animal dealer because I had a very satisfying dream that I once shoved your face into one of those pink-inflamed monkey butts.

It's as barren as me in here.

From Fort Wayne, Indiana, the not-at-all stupidly named, Aural Intensity!

Kiss my ass, Josh Groban! I'm an internationally-ranked cheerleading coach!

Your hair looks like a briar patch. I keep expecting racist, animated Disney characters to pop up and start singing about living on the bayou.

I realize my cultural ascendance only serves to illuminate your own banality. But, face it, I'm legend. It's happened.

Will I'm not going to do this. Even your breath stinks of mediocrity.

I'm all about finding a freakish depressed kid and showing them what winning's all about.

Hot Cheetos have been proven to raise endorphins and make happy kids, and I can't have that.

And that gay terrorist went on to become the first gay president of the United States, Abraham Lincoln.

Glee Quotes

[to Finn] You know, I don't really know what's going to happen between us, but I know that you used to be the guy that would make me feel like the most special girl in the whole world, and it doesn't feel that way anymore. Now it just feels sad and confusing. And the worst part is that it doesn't even feel that bad anymore.

Rachel

I just want somebody to love me.

Quinn