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Madonna belongs to me and I will not be copied. It's in my contract.

You don't deserve the power of Madonna... simply put, you have all the sexuality of all those pandas down at the zoo, who refuse to mate.

I thought I smelled cookies from the tears of elves weeping that live in your hair.

You think this hard. I'm passing a gallstone as we speak. That is hard!

Somewhere on the English countryside, in a stately manor, Madonna is weeping.

As Madonna once said, I'm tough, I'm ambitious and if that makes me a bitch, that's what I am. Pretty sure she stole that line from Sue Sylvester. No, really. I said it first.

A la Madonna, I'll no longer acknowledge that any of you have last names.

Sue: What would Madonna do? Well, the answer to that question would normally be: date a younger man.

Do you not understand the blackmail process and how it works?

What you call insanity, I call inspiration.

I'm instating a new policy in which we play Madonna over the PA at all hours, everyday.

[Madonna is] the most powerful woman ever to walk the face of the earth.

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Glee Quotes

Beiste: Dr. Jones said the new end of world date is September 27, 2014
Brittany: That gives us like two whole years of giving love and brutal honesty to everyone we know.

Relationships are a lot like flowers. If you find the right seed, put it in good soil, give it water and sunlight, bam. Perfect bud. And then comes winter and the flower dies. But if you tend that garden, spring will come along and that flower will bloom again.

Finn
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