I will no longer be carrying around photo ID. Know why? People should know who I am.

How do you two not have a show on Bravo?

Mercedes, your vocal chords have had more fantastic runs than a Kenyan track team.

I'm gonna leave constant reinvention to Madonna.

I make fun of Will's hair because I'm jealous. There. I said it.

Mercedes: That would make you, like, 30.
Sue: 29.

My parents were famous Nazi hunters, so they weren't around a lot.

I just lost my train of thought because you have so much margarine in your hair.

Madonna belongs to me and I will not be copied. It's in my contract.

You don't deserve the power of Madonna... simply put, you have all the sexuality of all those pandas down at the zoo, who refuse to mate.

I thought I smelled cookies from the tears of elves weeping that live in your hair.

You think this hard. I'm passing a gallstone as we speak. That is hard!

Glee Quotes

[to Kurt] You know, these Mounds bars are delicious, but you have to eat them. If you just hold them in your hand hoping that you might get to eat them one day, they're going to melt and you'll look like somebody just pooped in your hand. Don't let waiting for things to maybe work out with Blaine turn you into the guy who looks like somebody just pooped in their hand.

Brittany

I just want somebody to love me.

Quinn