Glee

Sue Sylvester Quotes (Page 22)

Sue: I won't be burying any hatchets, William, unless I get a clear shot to your groin.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: I'm gonna send this [hair] to the victims of Hurricane Katrina, so they can use it to plug the holes in their trailer.
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Sue: Get ready for the ride of your life Will Schuester. You're about to board the Sue Sylvester Express. Destination horror!
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Sue: You'll be adding revenge to the long list of things you're no good at, right next to being married, running a high school glee club and finding a hairstyle that doesn't look like a lesbian.
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Sue: Get out of my office... if you can manage squeezing through the door without your water breaking all over the carpet.
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Will: I'm thinking about leaving my wife.
Sue: Well, I didn't see that one coming at all.
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Sue: What if I were to innocently murder you, Will? I'd still have to go to trial. I'd still probably get off for justifiable homicide.
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Sue: You're too busy chasing tail and loading your hail with enormous amounts of product. Today, it just looks like you put lard in it.
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Quinn: Coach Sylvester, we need to talk.
Sue: I've got nothing to say to you, preggo.
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Sue: All I want is just one day a year when I'm not visually assaulted by uglies and fatties.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

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