If I were't ignoring what these ladies were saying, due to my deep repulsion, I'd encourage you to go for it.

It's my understanding you've been given the heave-ho by that terribly uncoordinated Finn Hudson.

I'm engorged with venom, and triumph.

You may be two of the stupidest teens I've ever encountered - and that's saying something. I once taught a cheerleading seminar to Sarah Palin.

Hey, buddy. Get a haircut? It looks awful.

You two should be wetting yourselves with shame.

You have enough product in your hair to season a wok.

I will not stop until your fired and your little glee club is annihilated into oblivion.

I won't be burying any hatchets, William, unless I get a clear shot to your groin.

I'm gonna send this [hair] to the victims of Hurricane Katrina, so they can use it to plug the holes in their trailer.

Get ready for the ride of your life Will Schuester. You're about to board the Sue Sylvester Express. Destination horror!

You'll be adding revenge to the long list of things you're no good at, right next to being married, running a high school glee club and finding a hairstyle that doesn't look like a lesbian.

Glee Quotes

We met right here. I took this man's hand and we ran down that hallway. Those of you who know me know I'm not in the habit of taking the hands of people I've never met before, but I think that my soul knew something that my body and my mind didn't know yet. It knew that our hands were meant to hold each other, fearlessly and forever. Which is why it's never really felt like I've been getting to know you. It's always felt like I was remembering you from something. As if in every lifetime that you and I have ever lived we've chosen to come back and find each other and fall in love all over again, over and over, for all eternity. And I just feel so lucky that I found you so soon in this lifetime because all I want to do, all I've ever wanted to do, is spend my life loving you. So, Kurt Hummel, my amazing friend, my one true love, will you marry me?


I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.