I will not stop until your fired and your little glee club is annihilated into oblivion.

I won't be burying any hatchets, William, unless I get a clear shot to your groin.

I'm gonna send this [hair] to the victims of Hurricane Katrina, so they can use it to plug the holes in their trailer.

Get ready for the ride of your life Will Schuester. You're about to board the Sue Sylvester Express. Destination horror!

You'll be adding revenge to the long list of things you're no good at, right next to being married, running a high school glee club and finding a hairstyle that doesn't look like a lesbian.

Get out of my office... if you can manage squeezing through the door without your water breaking all over the carpet.

Will: I'm thinking about leaving my wife.
Sue: Well, I didn't see that one coming at all.

What if I were to innocently murder you, Will? I'd still have to go to trial. I'd still probably get off for justifiable homicide.

You're too busy chasing tail and loading your hail with enormous amounts of product. Today, it just looks like you put lard in it.

Quinn: Coach Sylvester, we need to talk.
Sue: I've got nothing to say to you, preggo.

All I want is just one day a year when I'm not visually assaulted by uglies and fatties.

You three are boring me now. I'm gonna go do something else.

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You know, the New York Times said, um, half the increase in support of gay marriage is due to generational turnover. That's what smart people call 'crazy, uptight bitches dying.' You guys lost, okay? And honestly the rest of us are just going about our business being normal and waiting for you not to be around, and not because you can stop us from getting married, but because you're kind of annoying.

Brittany

I just want somebody to love me.

Quinn