Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXSue Sylvester Quotes
I'm about to projectile express myself all over your Hush Puppies.
[Ramps] are what I call lazy-makers. They discourage able-bodied students from getting proper exercise by using the stairs.
What kid is gonna choose glee club over football? It would be ridiculous.
You sunk my battleship, Rod. And you sunk it hard.
I, for one, think intimacy has no place in a marriage. Walked in on my parents once and it was like seeing two walruses wrestling.
Will: Who's to say everything I do is 100% on the ball?
Sue: No one would say that.
I can't stand the sight of kids getting emotional, unless it's from physical exhaustion.
Will: I can't do a song with three people.
Sue: Not with that attitude.
Sue: So, you're last name is Puckerman, huh?
Puck: Shalom!
I empower my Cheerios to be champions. Do they go to college? I don't know. I don't care. Should they learn Spanish? Sure, if they wanna become dishwashers and gardeners.
I empower my Cheerios to live in fear by creating an environment of irrational, random terror.
You're right, Will. I have been trying to destroy your club with a conviction I can only call "religious."
