God, it feels good to finally pop that zit known as Will Schuester.

I don't trust a man with curly hair. I can't help but picture little birds laying sulfurous eggs in there, and it disgusts me.

I can't wait to start singing and dancing and maybe even putting on the Ritz a little bit.

I always thought the desire to procreate showed deep personal weakness.

Every time I try to destroy that club, it comes back strong than some sexually ambiguous horror movie villain.

[to Emma] Ellen, that blouse is just insane.

You're dealing with children. They need to be terrified. It's like mother's milk to them.

When I heard Sandy wanted to write himself into a scene as Queen Cleopatra, I was aroused. And then furious.

Sue: I'll often yell at homeless people: 'Hey, how is that homelessness working out for you? Try not being homeless for once.'

Find your voice. Stomp that yard. All that crap.

Not everyone is gonna have the walnuts to take a pro-littering stance. But I will not rest until every inch of our fair state is covered in garbage.

I got a satellite interview. That's lingo for an interview, via satellite.

Glee Quotes

[to Kurt] You know, these Mounds bars are delicious, but you have to eat them. If you just hold them in your hand hoping that you might get to eat them one day, they're going to melt and you'll look like somebody just pooped in your hand. Don't let waiting for things to maybe work out with Blaine turn you into the guy who looks like somebody just pooped in their hand.

Brittany

Blaine: Where's the bed?
Brittany: I removed it because when I imagined you two having sex I imagined a U-haul mounting a moped.