Favorite Tamara Quotes
My last pre-sex selfie.
Stop being paranoid and get amped! We're going to Europe!
You're like a small cable show! You may not have a budget or marketing, but you're interesting and catching on with the right peeps. Peeps that get you and care what you think!
Matty didn't even flinch he just jet-ski'd past his heartache.
Shane: Do you just blurt out every offensive thing you think?
Tamara: No, it's actually carefully curated.
Bovine Feces that's bulls**t in SAT.
Tamara: Who's auditioning for Teen Mom 3?
Jenna: I have no idea.
Tamara: Is it you? Luke sperminated and terminated you? I will just defer college and we'll raise this baby together in a non-sexual life partnership. No offense, you're not really my type. Now, what are we thinking for the nursery?
Happy? Happy? How am I supposed to have a Happy New Year when you've abandoned me like a baby in a dumpster outside of prom?
Seniors, this is our last bonfire so enjoy it even though 50 percent of our class doesn't deserve to live.
Okay, I didn’t know we were in the Army because Major Shenanigans just reported for duty. Who robbed your cradle Risotti?
Tamara: Whoa, back to the future much?
Jake: Yeah, well, I realized that the no effort had become to much effort.
Tamara: Okay, did Jake hire a swag coach?
Uh, Google Earth to Jenna, BJ’s are like flowers for dudes. You ruined them too.
