Ricky, were you attracted to Sadie's manish appearance because you were gay?

Thanks for your lack of hospitality,

You're the shit. So put your hater shades on and black out her vibes.

Bro-code can suck it.

What's with the twitch-sitch?

No those are rabid fangirls waiting for you to slip and crack your head. Remember, today's fanclub is tomorrow's console patrol.

You have everything you ever wanted why are you trying to sabotage it?

Jenna: We accidentally made out.
Tamara: Accidentally?!

This is Bonkey Kong.

No, like a modern potato that’s jacked and stacked on steroids.

Do I wonder what a penis feels like?

Do you think people will know I spelled president with a z on purpose? No one’s gonna vote for me if they think I’m a dumbass.

Awkward Quotes

Jenna: This year would be my year. For once I wouldn't be overlooked not with Matty at my... backdoor!
Matty: Oh sorry, I slipped.

For 15 years I fantasized about everyone noticing me as I walked down the hall. What would I be wearing? Would every guy worship me? Would I be five inches taller and have porn tits? No, that was not my reality. My moment in the spotlight sucked some serious ass.

Jenna