Favorite Tamara Quotes
I know what you're doing after school.
I need to get out of here. Emily is so far up my butt I can taste her, and if that isn't craptastic enough I keep seeing Sadie and Ricky. They've been raping each others faces all night.
No joke, Ben's your mom's Matty.
Tamara: Jesus, your mom documented high school like it was the best time of her life.
Jenna: And it was.
Jenna and Tamara: Sad.
Jenna: We need to find a way to tone this down. Suggestions?
Tamara: Put on a hat.
Jenna: What's that gonna do?
Tamara: Hide your face.
He kept giving me weird non-answers like my cell phone robot.
Tamara: Wanna go in? If he's midstream he won't be able to run away.
Jenna: I don't think I can move.
Tamara: Do you need the pep talk again because I can rally.
Camp levels out the playing field. Imagine if you guys had hooked up or had sex in a closet or something? Boy this year would be different.
Rest in peace Ricky, you douchebag.
Tamara: Jenna, I might be a witch.
Jenna: Drop the w and replace with a b.
I am way too self-absorbed to be laissez-faire."
No problem, I am an expert at putting my face where it doesn't belong.
