You’re so not a “Jen.” I think abbreviating names is in the intimidation nation’s bylaws.

Who are you calling a ginger perma bitch face?

What’s with Intimidation Nation? I thought you were tight with “Gab” and her crew?

He looked upset, boners don't make you upset.

Dear prudence what's up? That goodbye kiss was more like a good dry kiss.

Tamara: What the hell is going on with your Mom? Think she has cancer?
Jenna: Maybe.

Eat shit Ricky!

Tamara: You would know if it was me. I can't keep a secret for shit.
Ming: True.

He sexted me a picture of his hands with a note that said "we miss you."

One way or another shit gets out!

What am I doing? I've been spending my whole night trying to out-douche a douche.

Now find me someone to dry hump.

Awkward Quotes

Jenna: This year would be my year. For once I wouldn't be overlooked not with Matty at my... backdoor!
Matty: Oh sorry, I slipped.

For 15 years I fantasized about everyone noticing me as I walked down the hall. What would I be wearing? Would every guy worship me? Would I be five inches taller and have porn tits? No, that was not my reality. My moment in the spotlight sucked some serious ass.

Jenna