Ted Mosby Quotes (Page 3)
Season 8, Episode 4: "Who Wants To Be A Godparent"
Ted: Cleveland sports are still relative. Lebron who? Right guys?
Barney: Ted neither Cleveland or you knows how to get over someone leaving them.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ted: If called upon, I'd be honored to raise Marvin.
Robin: If you want him to be raised by his underwear on a flagpole, Teds your guy. If you want him pulling the cord on some other nerds panties, I'm your guy.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 3: "Nannies"
Red: Victoria keeps tampons at my apartment.
Robin: Damn it!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ted: Kids, when you're in a new relationship and you're competing with your ex for who's happier, it can get ugly.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 1: "Farhampton"
Ted: When you leave someone at the altar you always leave a note!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 24: "The Magician's Code Part Two"
Robin: If I stole a scalpel and I cut you open, all I would find is this scared trembling pile of crap.
Ted: See I've missed these talks.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ted: That guy's a dad!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 22: "Good Crazy"
Ted: Wayne had no manners. Wayne, manners, Wayne Manor. Home of Bruce Wayne, better known as Batman. Mentor to d**k Grayson his orphan ward who, at night, would don the colorful vestments of The Boy Wonder, A.K.A. Robin!
Robin: Holy long walk for a short drink of water Ted!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: How's the single life?
Ted: I wouldn't know. After this whole Robin thing, I'm laying low.
Barney: Laying low as in sleeping with a really short chick? You guys doing thirty nine?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 21: "Now We're Even"
Ted: People make fun of the guy who stays home every night doing nothing, but the truth is that guy is a genius.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
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