How I Met Your Mother

Ted Mosby Quotes (Page 3)

Ted: Oh Can-adorable, am I right?
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Ted: Sorry dude, we gotta wait for the real thing, no matter how tough it gets.
Barney: It gets pretty tough.
Ted: I know it does buddy.
 • Rating: 4.2 / 5.0

Ted: Kids I cannot stress this enough. Barney and I were going through a tough time.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Ted: Instead of throwing away your life marrying some girl, you just go splitsies on a kid with your best bro!
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Barney: You know what would kick ass?
Ted: Being gay?
Barney: Being gay!
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Ted: When it's just not there, you can't force it.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Ted: While this font is often mistaken for Helvetica, it's actually Helvetica Bold. I can actually hear the sound of her vagina being boarded up.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Barney: Studies show that 83% of all college students desperately need, Sex Lessons!
Ted: Barney these are eighteen year olds!
Barney: Ted, these are eighteen year olds!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Ted: Jeez Lily it's like you have a butt on your chest.
Barney: Whoop whoop whoop whoop!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ted: Robin, get me my legal pad. It's Pros and Cons Time!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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