Ted Mosby Quotes (Page 4)
Season 7, Episode 20: "Trilogy Time"
Lily: I'm pregnant with baby number five.
Ted: But baby number four isn't out yet!
Marshall: I'm just that good!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ted: Every three years we sit down and Tril it up, agreed?
Marshall: A-greedo.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 19: "The Broath"
Ted: I don't think I can do normal anymore.
• Rating: 3.5 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 18: "Karma"
Ted: Maybe it's destiny?
Barney: Nah, Destiny strips at the Melon Patch. They're people Ted, try to keep 'em straight.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Barney: What am I going to do about this Quinn thing? I want to ask her out again but I don't know how I feel about her being a stripper.
Ted: Why would you have an issue with that? You've dated convicted felons, arms dealers... pageant moms?
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 17: "No Pressure"
Ted: Barney that was my VCR.
Barney: Ted, it was a VCR!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ted: Barney, you've really grown up, you know that?
Barney: Thanks, now lets watch our two best friends have sex on tape!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 16: "The Drunk Train"
Ted: Last week I went out with a girl whose favorite band was Glee!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 15: "The Burning Beekeeper"
Ted: You know what Robin? Been thinking about it, guess it's kind of nice you're such a badass.
Robin: It's pretty badass your so nice Ted.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Robin: Sometimes in life you have to be assertive and stand up for yourself.
Ted: You called her a whore!
Robin: Who wears that much make up?
Ted: Old ladies!
Robin: Who take money for sex, exactly!
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
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