Ted Mosby Quotes (Page 4)
Season 6, Episode 22: "The Perfect Cocktail"
Ted: Kids, don't drink tequila.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ted: Can you get STD's from the ghost of a prostitute?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ted: I can handle you preventing me from fulfilling a life long dream, that's being in a relationship.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 21: "Hopeless"
Ted: How's the open marriage going? Who was the first to get to five numbers?
Lily: I won that race. My prize, sex in the bathroom.
Marshall: And I won that race!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 20: "The Exploding Meatball Sub"
Ted: Why would you do that?
Zoey: I thought you'd like it?
Ted: Who likes that?
Zoey: I like it!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 19: "Legendaddy"
Ted: OK Scherbatsky, you wanna tussle?
Robin: I'll tussle!
Ted: You wanna tussle?
Robin: Let's Tussle!
Ted: Marine Biologist.
Robin: Please no.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 18: "A Change Of Heart"
Lily: Scooby, we're in our thirties, we don't smoke sandwiches anymore.
Ted: Sandwich brownies?
Lily: OK!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: Never ever meet a girl's parents.
Ted: Not even if she is hot?
Barney: Not even if her mom's hot?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: The N'Sync concert?
Ted: 1998 Cleveland's Agora Theater, front row, caught JC's shirt, what else you got
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 16: "Desperation Day"
Ted: They're actually called British Morning Socks.
Zoë: Don't get in your own way!
• Rating: 4.4 / 5.0
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