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May I say for the record that is a dope pocket square?

I think Mona Lisa's stealing from me!

These kids are renting old clothes like they're going out of style! Which they never will.

Tom: I actually have my own charity to attend to: Tommy's Tummy Foundation.

Ben: Tom, we got you an autographed picture of your personal hero.
Tom: No way! Scott Caan from Hawaii 5-0!

Tom: Leslie, do you want to say some stuff to Ben now?
Leslie: My first draft of my vows, that I wrote the day after we got engaged clocked in around 70 pages.

We open from Will Smith's cinematic classic, Hitch.

Love fades away. But things...things are forever.

It smells like some vomit took a dump in here.

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