Tracy: And one more piece of advice from someone who has been on this side of the business for a long time: Wade Boggs Carpet World.

[to Liz] Was describing your sandwich in detail necessary to our understanding of what happened?

Keep refreshing. Maybe Andy Dick has died in the last 20 seconds.

That's three! Tell my wife I went to Philadelphia on business!

A book hasn't caused this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber pole factory.

Which one is the elevator I'm not afraid of?

My dear friend Moby just opened a tea house in Park Slope. Do you know him?

[giving commencement address] Just be yourself, and I promise that every single person in this room will be President of the United States!

[on his high school classmate] We called him Mean Steve. But his real name was Steven Killer.

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